The Green Blades Coffee and Wine House

Menu: A Day in Giganta

The Archibald Bee’s Knees

Dragonwood gin, cardamom syrup, lemon zest, and a moaning gentleman melted into the ice. A citrus cocktail with a consent-forward kick.

Sip This Story

The Velvet Flatten

Lilac shampoo infusion, steam-kissed upholstery, and one blissed-out giantess passenger. Served under plush cheeks with a faint moan garnish.

Order Experience

The Gentleman’s Ascot

Old-fashioned, mana-rubbed vermouth with a hint of musk, wrapped around cravat-draped longing. Best served stirred—not shaken—with public indecency.

Indulge Now

Menu: Jazz Hands and Hungry Mouths

The Tassi Twin

A playful dual pour featuring sibling barmaids, sly mana tricks, and foxfire kisses. Served with a garnish of existential lust.

Reserve a Taste

Menu: Hot and Sweaty Nights

The Steamer’s Embrace

SSteam-infused vanilla whiskey with a heady swirl of ghostly pheromones and bordello perfume. Served on a silver platter of velvet and thigh sweat—pairs best with whispered confessions and open legs.

Sweat and Sip

The Saunadrop Martini

Melted mint liqueur, bottled heat, and traces of enchanted lipstick. Best enjoyed between a fox girl’s thighs with toes twitching nearby. Hot, sticky, and alarmingly emotional.

Get Steamy

The Heatstroke Spritzer

A refreshing yet ruinous cocktail: sweet sweat cordial, fox musk tincture, and liquified lovers. Served crushed underfoot and distilled into Edelweiss’s pores.

Indulge Recklessly